________________________________________________________________________________ ================================================================================ Subject: web economy bullshit generator From: t byfield Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2000 18:47:22 -0500 ================================================================================ monetize sticky paradigms morph B2C eyeballs enhance robust paradigms innovate leading-edge communities aggregate value-added partnerships integrate B2B portals enhance strategic paradigms aggregate viral partnerships envisioneer virtual space aggregate frictionless ROI orchestrate e-business portals streamline robust platforms embrace best-of-breed space architect global platforms aggregate scalable content incentivize revolutionary e-tailers embrace 24/365 space optimize innovative content leverage robust niches enhance sticky eyeballs monetize e-business paradigms morph global e-services incentivize proactive action-items facilitate 24/365 earballs utilize one-to-one eyeballs streamline end-to-end partnerships harness innovative synergies morph robust solutions envisioneer best-of-breed web-readiness incentivize intuitive infrastructures envisioneer scalable technologies embrace B2C e-tailers empower scalable e-services morph one-to-one ROI enhance intuitive space optimize leading-edge partnerships streamline one-to-one technologies aggregate revolutionary portals enhance e-business channels empower e-business synergies reinvent proactive web-readiness embrace virtual communities implement dynamic partnerships incentivize granular earballs leverage revolutionary initiatives aggregate 24/365 solutions optimize end-to-end channels architect mission-critical paradigms embrace killer initiatives harness B2B web-readiness enable mission-critical earballs # distributed via : no commercial use without permission # is a moderated mailing list for net criticism, # collaborative text filtering and cultural politics of the nets # more info: majordomo@bbs.thing.net and "info nettime-l" in the msg body # archive: http://www.nettime.org contact: nettime@bbs.thing.net ================================================================================ Subject: re: web economy bullshit generator From: Florian Cramer Date: Thu, 23 Mar 2000 12:27:30 +0100 ================================================================================ Wired Magazine phrase generator : Interactive content providers are surfing the immersive BPM of the broadband village. Way new embroidered circuitry is hacking the cable espresso of technopolis. Fiber internet firewalls are the radical future of Hollywired. Wireless look and feel is morphing into the cellular mothership of the information millennium. Cutting-edge haptic holography is riffing the grunge signpost of Hollywired. Incandescent TV is the online real-time nervous system of the next silicon highway. Techno bandwidth is the online frontier of Hollywired. Holographic wearable networks are jacking into the planetwide cyberstation of cyberspace. Cable media is channeling the technologically unrivalled real-time nervous system of the post-radical cybertribe. Savvy video is downloaded into the decentralized medium of the massively parallel community. Postmodern Thesis Generator : Poststructuralist textual theory and conceptual subdialectic theory Henry S. Werther Department of Sociology, University of Illinois Jane O. U. Bailey Department of Sociology, Massachusetts Institute of Technology 1. Smith and conceptual subdialectic theory If one examines the dialectic paradigm of discourse, one is faced with a choice: either reject postcultural capitalist theory or conclude that society, surprisingly, has objective value. The without/within distinction prevalent in Smith's Clerks emerges again in Dogma. But Lacan promotes the use of Derridaist reading to modify and deconstruct class. "Society is part of the paradigm of sexuality," says Lyotard; however, according to Dahmus[1] , it is not so much society that is part of the paradigm of sexuality, but rather the dialectic, and subsequent absurdity, of society. De Selby[2] states that we have to choose between postcultural capitalist theory and capitalist discourse. Therefore, postpatriarchialist semiotic theory suggests that language is capable of truth. The main theme of Geoffrey's[3] critique of poststructuralist textual theory is a self-falsifying totality. In The Aesthetics of Thomas Aquinas, Eco examines postcultural capitalist theory; in Foucault's Pendulum, however, he analyses cultural objectivism. But Bataille's model of poststructuralist textual theory implies that context is created by communication, given that sexuality is equal to narrativity. If one examines conceptual subdialectic theory, one is faced with a choice: either accept the neocapitalist paradigm of discourse or conclude that the establishment is capable of significance. If poststructuralist textual theory holds, the works of Eco are an example of mythopoetical capitalism. Thus, Baudrillard suggests the use of conceptual subdialectic theory to attack the status quo. Debord uses the term 'postcultural capitalist theory' to denote the role of the reader as observer. But Drucker[4] holds that we have to choose between poststructuralist textual theory and textual theory. The premise of postcultural capitalist theory states that expression comes from the masses. Thus, if poststructuralist textual theory holds, we have to choose between postcultural capitalist theory and subcapitalist textual theory. The example of poststructuralist textual theory which is a central theme of Eco's The Island of the Day Before is also evident in The Name of the Rose, although in a more self-fulfilling sense. In a sense, several discourses concerning postcultural capitalist theory exist. Lacan uses the term 'poststructuralist textual theory' to denote a precapitalist reality. Therefore, in The Aesthetics of Thomas Aquinas, Eco denies postcultural capitalist theory; in The Limits of Interpretation (Advances in Semiotics) he analyses conceptual subdialectic theory. Marx promotes the use of cultural theory to modify class. Thus, the meaninglessness, and therefore the economy, of conceptual subdialectic theory intrinsic to Eco's Foucault's Pendulum emerges again in The Island of the Day Before. 2. Poststructuralist textual theory and the neodialectic paradigm of context [...] ___________________________________________________ 1. Dahmus, R. H. (1978) Deconstructing Debord: Conceptual subdialectic theory and poststructuralist textual theory. University of California Press 2. de Selby, W. ed. (1985) Poststructuralist textual theory in the works of Eco. University of North Carolina Press 3. Geoffrey, J. A. E. (1977) The Circular House: Poststructuralist textual theory, feminism and the precapitalist paradigm of narrative. Harvard University Press 4. Drucker, O. F. ed. (1998) Poststructuralist textual theory and conceptual subdialectic theory. University of Michigan Press 5. Sargeant, T. (1989) Reinventing Expressionism: Conceptual subdialectic theory in the works of Gaiman. Schlangekraft 6. Werther, F. J. ed. (1970) Poststructuralist textual theory in the works of Lynch. O'Reilly & Associates 7. Hanfkopf, M. A. Y. (1983) Expressions of Fatal flaw: Poststructuralist textual theory in the works of Fellini. Yale University Press -- Florian Cramer, PGP public key ID 6440BA05 please PGP-encrypt private mail # distributed via : no commercial use without permission # is a moderated mailing list for net criticism, # collaborative text filtering and cultural politics of the nets # more info: majordomo@bbs.thing.net and "info nettime-l" in the msg body # archive: http://www.nettime.org contact: nettime@bbs.thing.net ________________________________________________________________________________ no copyright 2000 rolux.org - no commercial use without permission. is a moderated mailing list for the advancement of minor criticism. more information: mail to: majordomo@rolux.org, subject line: , message body: info. further questions: mail to: rolux-owner@rolux.org. archive: http://www.rolux.org